Steak dinners that cost like $15 (with alcohol)
Really hot women
“Summer” Snowboarding (Bariloche – I know that doesn't interest you)

Here's my “limited” take – which should not be taken seriously since I have no idea what I'm talking about. Maradona and Pele are alone at the top – his brilliance as a player is uncontested. But he is 100% certifiably insane. The stories are absolutely ridiculous. If he pulled that ish here he'd be almost in OJ camp and wouldn't sniff a coaching position. After Brazil (who is a favorite behind Spain), they aren't that far behind in overall talent. Not just Messi, but Angel di Maria and Diego Milito are not to shabby either (I've played with the Argentina national team in FIFA – which is the proper medium through which to judge players).

But, this is all Messi. Only he has the singular talent to transcend Maradona's madness. And if he does, he belongs in the big conversation. But, I just don't see it – the guy is just too nuts. And WHY…WHY doesn't he play Messi at the right wing???? Obviously Messi likes crossing to his left. I think he's proven that. Gee, here's a guy that won player of the year last year, a prolific goal scorer…let's take him out of his natural position for one of sports biggest prizes. I'm sure he's still good in the middle, but, like, this is the WC – put him where he belongs? Please??

Serbia vs Germany – Serbia has a strong defense with Vidic, Subobic and Ivanovic and Germany lost their captain and most experienced midfielder in Ballack. Serbia also has some strong young attacking players that could do the job. 2-1 Serbia who will go on to win the group with Germany in second place. (This group plays the USA's group in the 2nd round which is reason to watch).

Paraguay v Italy – Paraguay cruised through South American qualifying (under the radar) which is probably the hardest region to qualify for the WC due to the strong teams and home field advantage in soccer crazed S. America. Italy are the WC holders but are aging and have a few injuries at the moment (Pirlo). Italy are a defensive team and this is effective for them in the WC, but I see Paraguay winning 2-0.

USA v England – have to pick this one, but don't underestimate this team. Our players are althletic, fast and much better on the ball than in years past from their professional experience in Europe. I think if we can contain Rooney and the speed of the English midfielders (Aaron Lennon and Stevey Gerrard) we could certainly hold them to a tie and quite possibly snatch all three points on a counterattacking goal.